Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.

Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.

by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017

the basement closet

When you are secretly a nerd but are also secretly gay.

Travis, come out of the basement closet already. Everyone knows you blow Taurens on world of warcraft.

by RSMILEY88 June 24, 2022

Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019

Burntout basement

Any location in which people gather in large groups to smoke pot on a regular basis.

So many people were coming and going, and with all the smoke in the air, Gabby's house had turned into a burntout basement.

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

Basement feeder

A subterranean species.

Kevin is a couch potato, a coward, and a basement feeder.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Mason’s basement

A place occupied by someone who isn’t worth a fuck and full of used condoms and beer cans

John’s place is a shit hole but is nothing compared to a Mason’s basement

by anonymous September 5, 2021