by Toasty_666 November 25, 2021
"Actually it's not bad, I love the feeling of breathing in andeverything tasting and smelling like blood. It's awesome, it doesn't make me feel like I'm bleeding out at all!" That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
"That is the ultimate sin, and it will not go without blood!" That's a Barber line.
"I crave to feel his bones break." That's a Barber line.
by The Retr0 June 12, 2017
When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.
Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.
by SexyLamp November 19, 2022
The Barberism Religion is a sacred religion, consisting of devotees to worshipping Lord Barber. Lord Barber is a man of intellect worth a religion to himself, therefore we needed him in the dictionary. Founded by Chrishan K, we must all be Barberists.
Chrishan K- 'Barberism, Barber forever'
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.
by THE BARBERISTS February 12, 2021
The origin of barbers, Lord Barber the first and his best friend prince barberith created the barbershop temple and many joined the community and theres still many more to this day.
by Sir barberith ||| May 24, 2022
A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009
He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick
by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022