Travel Ban 

What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.

George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”

Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."

Travel Ban by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020

Discord Ban 

This usually means a ban meaning to kick someone for good, but in some servers, its just an out-of-school suspension

I am going to ban you on Discord with a simple Discord ban

Discord Ban by 2004-bit Tech May 10, 2019

Your ban dictionary

Haha funny it looks like your banned dictionary hahahahaha hahaha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha hehehehehe he

Bill: Hey, tell me a joke.

Tommy: Your ban dictionary
Bill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious

Your ban dictionary by RatPigDog March 19, 2021

Parental Ban 

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.

Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.

Parental Ban by Ppelz October 14, 2011

Jidion ban 

When you're banned of Twitch for no reason

"Yo did you hear about that streamer who got Jidion banned for exposing that big creator"
"Idk why tho he did nothing wrong"

Jidion ban by Yoboywafle January 24, 2022

Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese

The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians

Canada fork ban by Obsessive_Fangirl June 1, 2021

ip ban

1. The ban an admin uses when a hacker has five million alts and is tired of banning them separately

Admin: this hacker has so many alts

Person 1: Then IP Ban him

Admin: you, sir, are a smart individual

ip ban by DragoBot May 20, 2018