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Travel Ban

What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”

Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
by El Jquan2 December 8, 2020
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Discord Ban

This usually means a ban meaning to kick someone for good, but in some servers, its just an out-of-school suspension
I am going to ban you on Discord with a simple Discord ban
by 2004-bit Tech May 10, 2019
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Your ban dictionary

Haha funny it looks like your banned dictionary hahahahaha hahaha ha ha ha hahaha ha ha hehehehehe he
Bill: Hey, tell me a joke.

Tommy: Your ban dictionary
Bill: hahahahahahahahahahahaha that’s hilarious
by RatPigDog March 19, 2021
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Parental Ban

When a parent catches their child's friend doing something bad (e.g smoking, swearing, drinking, shooting a BB gun) and disapproves of him, thus banning him from being friends with their child.
Onri:"Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom:"with whom?"
Onri:"Natan"
Mom:"That kid who's always shooting his BB gun at people? No sir, you are staying home tonight!"

Natan got a Parental Ban.
by Ppelz October 14, 2011
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Jidion ban

When you're banned of Twitch for no reason
"Yo did you hear about that streamer who got Jidion banned for exposing that big creator"
"Idk why tho he did nothing wrong"
by Yoboywafle January 24, 2022
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Canada fork ban

In Canada forks have been banned. Many Canadians gave forks to the wild Canadian geese outside of Tim Hortons and the geese used them as weapons, enslaving half of Ontario. Since then, forks have been banned from many Canadian provinces. As I am writing this I am eating salad with a knife. Stupid geese
The great Canada fork ban was a troubling event that caused chaos and terror for many Canadians
by Obsessive_Fangirl June 1, 2021
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ip ban

1. The ban an admin uses when a hacker has five million alts and is tired of banning them separately
Admin: this hacker has so many alts

Person 1: Then IP Ban him

Admin: you, sir, are a smart individual
by DragoBot May 20, 2018
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