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I have lived in Baltimore all of my life. There is absolutely nothing good about this city. 50% of its residents are below the poverty line. These same people are uneducated to the extreme and proud of it. It is these people who claim to be "da best".

In fact there is no way that this city can compete with other functioning cities. There is no way that this city is going to survive the rise of Europe and the rise of Asia.
This is a dangerous city. If you walk from one end of this city to the other, you are guaranteed to get robbed, beaten, or killed. That is not a joke.

Breeding grounds for HIV, herpes, syphillis, gonorhea, etc.

There are about 300 murders a year. The city will not get over its racial divisions. Unemployment is high. Drug addiction is a severe problem. The high African American population and the white response to them, sad to say, is one of the major causes of the city's decline.
Oh, so you are from Baltimore.
I went there last month and got my wallet stolen.
by TOM February 26, 2005
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Baltimore

I watched a show On Baltimore, And it Informed me of the High murder Rates.
by Ac August 17, 2004
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Baltimorons

description of participants in the Baltimore riots.
wow, CVS was looted by a pack of Baltimorons.
by Schmoopie May 4, 2015
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BALTIMORE

A city which has the second highest crime rate in America, among the worst public schools in America, and a facinating condition whereas walking for 5 minutes in ANY direction will land you in a crime infested neighborhood.

I lived in Pittsburgh, Boston, Washington, Chicago, and Baltimore. Trust me, Baltimore is the worst.

For those who blindly defend Baltimore, you probably don't know what a real city is.
"Baltimore continues to struggle with a high murder rate and one of the highest HIV infection rates anywhere in America"
by Baltimore sucks September 14, 2005
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baltimoring

when one dines with friends but does not purchase a meal, yet, instead, eats whats left over from there plates.
when you go to a diner after a night of drinkin but your to poor to pay for a meal, so you wait til everyone else orders. when there finished eating what they can you "Baltimore it" by finishing up what they couldn't. something i learned to do in baltimore. hense the name "baltimoring".
by Drew Wajer October 10, 2007
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baltimore

The home of the wire, we live eat and breath this shit. We live life gully gully and rep our hoods proper. Whether it's West Baltimore from Edmondson Village to Edmondson Ave to Whitelock. Park Heights, whitelock or Westside or up the hill 2100 or ova east North ave up the hill or down the hill from harford rd to eager street (when it was there) were hood even our counties rep randallastown woodlawn etc... we get it in and smack bitches for living!! get with it or get lost Baltimore... Murderland!!
One of the 1st cities baltimore to represent the south. a mix between northern and the southern states. We have our own swagga 410 where ya from!!!!
by Kiya B October 5, 2007
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Baltimore Beehive

The act of rubbing Crisco or any other vegetable shortening in a female's hair. Followed by coitus by wrapping large amounts of hair around the man's penis and ejaculating upon the back of said female's head
Dude, I totally pulled a Baltimore Beehive on Julie last night
by Paco Johnson June 28, 2008
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