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Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.
by Bastedo Bukkake February 10, 2005
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Jon: Duuuuude, I'm so hungry, but I'm too drunk to chew.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
Mike: All we have is leftover turkey, man.
Jon: Let's get Turkey Basted, bro.
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Yo the itch is bolted
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