two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.

Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.

by Chamelion June 28, 2006

Ass Bagger

A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.

I made a huge sale and my closet case boss totally gave me an ass bagger.

by Grantly July 25, 2006

five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 15, 2008

three bagger

Slang for a triple in baseball.

Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.

by David Angeli April 1, 2008

Bangor, Maine

A largely ghetto neighborhood that is the northern new england pillhead and reject capital. Expensive, substandard community of pill pushing and disability checks that go hand in hand along with the methadone clinics, handicapitalism in schools, and Labor Ready also known as "Slaver Ready" by locals. Go here to sell or O.D. and you will not be let down! Better yet, try the local JobCorps and get raped by an overweight busdriver or beaten and outnumbered by the people in Capehart. Also very family oriented judging by the number of sex offenders. A must see.

After I get my crazy pay from the government and can walk properly again I'll get some OCs behind Bedwetters (Ledbetters)or the Dope(Hope) House while I'm in Bangor.

You screwed her in Brewer but you Banged her in Bangor, Maine.

The courts in the state of Massachuesetts didn't want him back so he relocated in Bangor to once again cut the drugs with laxatives and baking soda.

by substandard 187 September 28, 2009

two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.

My roommate usually only lands two-baggers

by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004

douche baggery

How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.

"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment

by Jon Anderson July 25, 2008