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Salami Badger

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger
"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"
by Rfish June 28, 2012
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Rusty Badger

When you're taking a shit and a menstruating woman mounts and rides your face.
Greg wanted a blumpkin but his chick decided she would give him a rusty Badger.
by Haert November 20, 2021
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Honey Badger

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!
by Squaids187 July 7, 2010
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Cunt Badger

A polite way of calling someone a Cunt. Using this word will not offend due to it being impossible to call someone it with a straight face.
Dammit Chris your such a cunt badger...
by TJ_1984 October 12, 2005
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Honey Badgered

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009
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sock badger

Creature which lives in washing machines and makes its nest with socks. Never been caught, but the presence of odd socks in the wash is evidence of their existance
The sock badger has been at my socks again.
by Matt February 27, 2005
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bagel badger

a person who very strange or stupid
Glen stop being a bagel badger and be normal
by pooppopo October 20, 2009
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