Badman

•someone who thinks that he is popular and can beat people up.

Adam thought he was a Badman. He tried to beat me up but failed

by DramBlamShimSham July 4, 2016

Baden

Baden is probably some German dude, he has a HUGE dick, bigger then big. He is also a king and loving person but can be a playa so guys watch out he's gonna steal your girl.

Girl 1: Is that Baden over there?

Girl 2: Yeah, apparently he has a huge dick!

Girl 3: Oh yeah, Megan told me that apparently its the biggest she has seen!

by Meganqwer1 August 12, 2018

Baden

Bent nose fat fuck who can’t light a match for shit

Person 1: is that guy trying to light a match

Person2: he’s also got a bent nose

Both people : MUST BE A BADEN AHAH

by No one likes Baden March 21, 2020

Baden

a really amazing guy who has his life figured out by the time he’s 14, although things don’t always goes as he plans but he rolls with it. is most comfortable around girl friends and catches feelings fast. he’s kind and will talk to you about anything, he will always be there for you even if you aren’t there for him. he forgives very quickly and loves talking on the phone. a bit of a simp, although he’ll never admit it. if he likes you, he’ll remember the little things and somehow be able to almost read your mind. his only downfall is believing things he sees on the internet way to quickly and being super opinionated, but overall a really amazing person that any girl would be lucky to have.

girl 1: he’s so amazing, but thinks chocolate donuts are better than powdered ones and won’t budge about it.
girl 2: he must be a baden, you’re so lucky!!!

by depressedweasel September 13, 2020

Bader

getting so high that your body starts twitching uncontrollably.

Cody: holy shit! did that guy just punch that girl in the face?
Ashton: yeah he did, WAIT hes having a bader moment!
Nick: wait I balled up with that kid! hes having another bader moment??

by itsjasonlol October 1, 2020

Bader

Bader is one of the amazing person you will ever meet, Bader is a sweet caring loving guy.
Bader likes to joke around and he is the best to be around. Bader is a gentleman

Bader is loyal and loving
Bader loves cuddling

A Bader would never want to hurt you and will always make you feel loved.

You would want to fall in love with Bader.

Wow he is amazing, must be a Bader

by Aurora lover November 24, 2021

Badminton

If you play badminton u can suck your nan while getting pounded by ur cuz.

"You should go round with Mark"

"Does he play any sport?"

"He plays badminton"

"Fuck no."

by crackedfortnitekid May 4, 2022