Backwards Daffney

The act of going to the toilet in a reverse manner thus spreading your excrement towards the inner front of the porcelain bowl making it impossible to flush.

"I just backwards Daffney'd my mates toilet now he will have no choice but to scrub-a-dub-dub it off when he wakes up"

by beavis1982 August 3, 2007

Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) June 5, 2007

stupid ass backwards

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags

1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.

by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009

backward tricycle

when you perform anal sex on a girl with one leg and she has two hands on the ground in a tripod position yellping for stability

last night was wild.. me and stacy endend up doing a backward tricycle and she almost fell over

by Doodie Fresh February 8, 2007

backwards bill

when playing beach volleyball, when one member of the team raises his short arms to reach the ball only to touch it with his fingertips to roll backwards and fly even farther away from him.

Logan: Get the ball!
Wil: I'm gonna get it!
Logan: You gotta jump!
Wil: Shit, i missed it.
Logan: No, you got it, you just pulled a fucking backwards bill again.
Wil: (cries)

by beatleb07 May 3, 2009

Backwards Following

When someone believes that the car in front of them is following them by knowing their destination and going the same direction they are.

"Dude, get your knife ready I am pretty sure this guy is backwards following us."

"Shut the fuck up Dave."

by SwedishMurderMachine September 18, 2009

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012