This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.
by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011
Get the Backwards SpiderMonkey mug.One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.
When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.
by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007
Get the Backwards Stander mug.when your driving in traffic and want to switch lanes because the person in front of you is stopped, and the person behind you gets in the open lane before you cutting you off - but backwards!!!!
What the fuck is this guy taking so long to turn for. Hurry up! get in the open lane...Oh FUCK nevermind...this guy behind us is a backwards cutteroffer!!!
by burtkeesley07 June 15, 2009
Get the backwards cutteroffer mug.A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.
by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009
Get the Backwards Pig Tail mug.The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.
Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!
Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!
Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!
by keegs21 April 20, 2010
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Get the Backwards Beekeeper mug.When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
by MotherPower December 10, 2013
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