When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
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a group of 13 girls ranging between 13-17 years of age. formed in august 2012 on twitter, they are known for constantly starting twitter fights, or "beef". though they come off as hostile, they're fiercely loyal to each other and others outside of the group. they are very exclusive, so just asking to join their group comes off as naive and a tad idiotic. all in all, they are either very respected or very looked down upon, but they still continue doing their own
"Bro, did you see that beef on twitter last night? So many people got blocked!"
"Dang, I missed it! I was too busy watching Bates Motel! Who was involved?"
"The Backer Street Bitches, it got hecka intense!"
"Typical, right? Haha!"
"Dang, I missed it! I was too busy watching Bates Motel! Who was involved?"
"The Backer Street Bitches, it got hecka intense!"
"Typical, right? Haha!"
by admin just kidding not really May 26, 2013
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Get the Backne mug.A technique commonly used in arguments whereupon someone returns to a previous point they had made and pretends what they had said after that point never happened. Used in an attempt to null arguments that have been proven wrong, to prevent humiliation or to prevent the disputer from identifying that they have made a stupid argument. Politicians frequently use this in order to prevent interviewers from getting to the root of the problematic things they say. Really fucking annoying.
"You mean to say that ALL black people are stupid?"
"Um, er, um...as I was saying, formal education in the private sector requires improvement."
"Bruh stop backpedalling dude."
"Um, er, um...as I was saying, formal education in the private sector requires improvement."
"Bruh stop backpedalling dude."
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Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.
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