Brain Burglar

one who in a conversation, discussion or argument deliberately or inadvertently makes ridiculous statements or repeats already invalidated points causing the other party lose their goddamn mind.
trevor: man, Charles is fucking retarded! i was trying to explain to him why the Shamwow is just a piece of corporate slag used to channel the masses into following a consumer driven conglomerate and all he kept saying was "get over yourself, Olympic divers use it"...

steve: i know man, dont worry about it, he's a goddamn Brain burglar.
by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009
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CAT BURGLAR

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.
I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.
by CWFF September 14, 2020
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turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.
Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!
by dr sauce October 28, 2011
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CAT BURGLAR

Someone who takes over a job from someone else and then happily takes the credit for the previous persons work.
Everytime she gets a job in a new winery she fucks off with someone elses silver ware. she's a cat burglar.
by nobjockeybender September 03, 2008
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Turd Burglar

One who steals poo to do vandalizing acts with it
such as lighting it on fire
1.Trass burgled some turds last night to light them in paper bag just for the amusement of watching someone step in

2.Ej is a turd burglar, look he has some poo on his hands
by turd-burglar March 18, 2010
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