Love Bend

When a male's penis has a slight curve to it.

His cock feels bigger because of the love bend in it.

by bonermatic February 14, 2013

Cinema bend

When a pornstar's triple XL dong has a large bend around halfway up the shaft, like a hose with a kink in it. Typically occurs in veteran pornstars who likely suffered an injury while pounding the ass of a she star like a late night home invader.

Dude, your double XL dong points north flacid and east when erect.

Yeah I heard a loud fap followed by a popping sound during the filming of "toot cream: Louisville fucker," but didn't feel any pain considering the numbing surfactant all over my weeng wang.

That's what I call a cinema bend.

by Bigdick420 April 27, 2014

Tranq Bend

Tranq, which is a drug is comprised of animal traquilizer, which is similar to K2. It is becoming increasingly popular on the west coast and is cheap to manufacture. It can also be mixed with cocaine, fentanyl, and other opioids. The term "Tranq Bend" is similar to the term off a perc, or perc 30. It refers to crazy, sometimes idiotic things done by someone as if they are under the influence of drugs.

"Bro, Tristan jumped off that gas station roof last night on a dare"

"What was he doing, he's off a Tranq Bend

by Apoplectic June 17, 2023

back alley bend-over

An outdoor quickie. Usually occurs behind bars between strangers.

Man, a hobo watched me give that slut a back alley bend-over!

by MandyC047 March 3, 2011

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.

by .your friend a bend. May 13, 2018

still gonna bend it

when your trying to stop taking xanax or other benzodiazepines but you say fuck it and take some more anyway. Usually results in a really good time, threesomes with two sluts, and doing crazy shit involving alcohol and motorcycles and smoking amphetamines.

typical pussy: hey dude wanna come to the AA meeting with us tonight, were gonna smoke cigarettes and all try to pull the meth head girl
badass: hahaha nah sounds fagstyle, still gonna bend it.

later in the night

slut1 & 2 hey we saw hit that huge gap, wanna hit our gaps?
badass kid: fuck yea lets go, still gonna bend it.

by swerty gert February 9, 2019