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genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.
Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.
by Rubeheart November 5, 2013
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Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
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Muffler Bearings

Contrary to popular belief, muffler bearings do exist, just ask your local dodge stealth or mitsubisi gt3000 owner. Although a popular prank to pull on the not so automotive savy muffler bearings are located inside the muffler, in order to operate a flap which opens and closes depending on the exhaust flow directing flow back into the turbo. Due to inconvienience (carbon/other buildup often jammed the bearings causing noise and poor performance) the bearings are only found on older models.
Hey go into the garage and grab the blinker fluid and spare muffler bearings!
by carCHICKknows April 4, 2009
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Polar Bearing

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds
Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.
by Pep14 December 17, 2008
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bearning

To consume an object with live bears, as burning does with flames.
While many vikings favored the traditional method of burning churches, a select few saw bearning them as more effective.
by Illustrious C February 17, 2007
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Fort Benning, Georgia

A millitary base is located in this part of georgia.
by Wiccanchick726 March 22, 2009
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Bennington

Shitkickers, Plaid, Whores, Drugs, &The best people you will ever meet.

Teenagers run this town.
Person 1: Have you ever been to Bennington?
Person 2: No, but I heard it sucks.
by hipsterwhorefromvermont January 11, 2011
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