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bastie

an amazing, cute, rich boy who is the best boyfriend anyone could have. he is always honest and he takes care of everyone. he's always there as your shoulder to cry on and he will love you unconditionally, he makes mistakes but he always shows how he's sorry. he's shy when you first meet him and he's secretly really romantic, any girl would be lucky to have him.
I love my boyfriend bastie
by Unknown20919 October 8, 2019
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emo bashing

The art of aiming to purposefully damage 'emo kids', mainly by hitting or 'bashing' them.

A very appropriate activity.
A - "Wanna go emo bashing?"
B - "Yeah! Its gotta be done!"
by Jase on the Bass June 25, 2006
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bashing-the-bishop

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.
I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.
by Paulpot June 17, 2006
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Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.
Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?
by noah91 November 16, 2009
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Basking Ridge

A smallish disgustingly rich town in New Jersey. Defining characteristics include SUVs, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle.
A good indication that you are a Basking Ridge resident is that when you crashed your mercedes on the turnpike on the way to a Dave Matthews Band concert because you were driving while high, your parents immediately bought you a new BMW.
Everybody wants to get as far away from Basking Ridge as possible for college.
by Liz December 19, 2004
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Nonce Bashing

An activity performed in prison-
When a new prisoner enters jail, the other cons will instantly become aware that he is different- he is usually overweight, middle aged, balding and a social recluse. Because he is not the usual 'hard case' prisoner, the others will become aware that something is wrong. After a brief investigation, the prisoners will, correctly or incorrectly, assume he is a nonce (one who fiddles kids). This will rapidly lead to a 'nonce bashing' - an extremely violent form of vigilante justice, performed away from the guards, in some dark corner of the jail. This usually leads to death or serious brain damage.
Only performed on sex offenders, never on those who may have committed 'worse' crimes such as murder or regicide, because these are more 'manly' and commmon crimes. also a murderer is likely to put up more of a fight than a nonce.
CONVICT1- "what's up with thatPeter Phile bloke?"
CONVICT2- "He's a nonce."
CONVICT3- "Fuckin' 'ell, LET'S BASH THE NONCE BASTARD!"
by Gwando November 11, 2003
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bastid

Slang pronunciation of bastard, usually by New Yorkers, emphasis on the "bast"
"That little bastid, he ruined my shoes."
by Anthony S. May 14, 2005
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