Muddy Alaskan

1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.

2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.

1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.

2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.

by The MudMaster August 29, 2004

Alaskan Cheat Sheet

When students, public speakers or former governors working for Fox News can't remember basic information and write the answers on their hand in an effort to come off intelligent and/or well informed.

Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.

by J-Mish February 9, 2010

Alaskan Sombrero

Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.

Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.

by Something2Consider May 14, 2011

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

homeless alaskan

a slang term for dead person.

John is as dead as a homeless alaskan.

by irishpirate248 July 17, 2007

Mr. Alaska

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

azbastid

A troubled and arrogant internet troll from Arizona who believes the internet is a source and forum for his repressed sexual frustration and rage over being born a hermaphrodite. He often takes out his frustrations on unsuspecting internet users by using google to track down their identities and harassing them by email, iprelay, telephone calls, or other available means.

Azbastid is really acting out on his/her ambiguous sexuality today.
Azbastid needs a hug from JU to show that him thay way he was born was really OK and we accept him/her for who it is.
Azbastid and Waz get it on when Amy isn't watching.

by Phunky January 21, 2005