advertism

A bastard word that combines activism and advertisment. Usedto describe Activism for progressive causes (e.g. Pride Month abd feminsm labels) but sparing out elements that are critical of the capitalist system. It is only used to sell stuff.

Oh it's June again so we will see LGBT advertism everywhere by companies that are usually big GOP doners.

by Dick Johnson Cuntclit August 27, 2019

AverageSweat

AverageSweat: a not so good dungeon player that cant beat egom personal best in floor 7 even with hael9 on

after benned for haeling, has sinse gave up on using hael

now its a perm in DeathStreeks Party and plays with the shortest man in dungeons Breefing

AverageSweat was banned for Haeling

AverageSweat can't beat egom's pb

by fard meain June 30, 2021

Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.

That couple is pulling an average Nebraskan at 70 mph!

by James.albrecht November 21, 2022

Average

Anything that can be seen without a microscope.

Daniel: Hey what’s average?
Aidan: 2 inches.
Daniel: Fuck….

by Daniel’s Nemesis June 27, 2023

Average Ayan

Contrary to the implied name, Average Ayan IS THE most SPECIAL person to ever exist.

Adj. To describe someone as special, especially the violent and racist kind.
N. A person who is extremely unique and average at the same time (The kind that will stick a pencil through your hand)
Adverb. To do something so remarkably unusual that has HUGE!!!! consequences.

Average Ayan is the type of guy to murder someone in an alley, then report the body and act like he knew the guy while buying milk for his friends.

by The Hugest Sam October 27, 2023

food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 5, 2009

Sniff Alert

When you are taking a dump in a public bathroom and you here someone walk in and you either sniff or cough so the person doesn't walk into your stall and make the rest of dump awkward.

*Person walks in* You: Sniff Sniff Cough Intruder: Oh, you're shitting in here. Thanks for the sniff alert

by DHGTV123 May 27, 2011