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my autistic fucking brother

Literally my 6' tall brother, he is fucking autistic (acoustic), he has he smallest cock in the world, and is gay af, yet homophobic. Even if he is autistic and bully's me (🥺), I luv him.
Sami: *shows pictures of drawn birds* Stella, Which one is ur favorite?
Stella: *points to one made of scribbles* that one
Sami: the spoiled ass nephew?
Stella: he looks autistic
Sami: just like my autistic fucking brother.*laughs slightly*
Stella:*walks away concerned*
by Oddy- Bitch January 23, 2024
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autisticity

when someone is too autistic js call them autisticity
'your autisticity is showing'
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Autistic

Anyone by the name of Raymond
Hello I'm Raymond (autistic)
by tsnbolo April 25, 2020
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Autistic wanna-be Voldemort

While president, this Pokémon will reap your “taxes” and use them for nose replacement surgery.

Signs ‘Autistic wanna-be Voldemort are near:
Trees start losing their leaves.
Sky turns grey and cloudy.
Hello neighbour chase music starts playing.
Plants start dying.
Animals go into hibernation.
Taxes “for some reason” raise.
If you believe a wild Peter Dutton is around, call the suicide squad, not for him, for you.
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autistic bean disorder

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body’
‘Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder
by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
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autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby
johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"
by fagsterbation November 28, 2023
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autist

your talking about my brother right? haha yea, he´s just an autist. Dont worry about him
by K_WILL April 11, 2022
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