Austin

A very ugly person who can be surprisingly charming

"Wow, when I first saw Austin I threw up in my mouth a little, but after getting to know him I realize he's great!"

by Blusurf April 1, 2009

Austin

Austin is a person who likes to eat ass

" Austin eats the booty like grocerys"

by Anaaaannnaaaaa November 15, 2016

Austin

A perve who commonly says stupid things in an attempt to be funny. See (attention-hoar)

"what an Austin. He won't shut up..."

by Not-an-austin February 10, 2010

Austin

The gayest person in the world. If you ever meet an Austin, don't even bother with it! He is too gay for you!

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Austin! Hes sooo cute!

Girl 2: Don't even bother, I saw him making out with Toby the other day.

Girl 1: Damn it!

by A goddamn person, sucka September 4, 2013

Austin

A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam

that guy is such a austin i just want to punch him in the god damn mouth

by flyforawhiteguy December 30, 2009

Austin

Likes 12 year olds

Did you seen Austin lackin on that 12 year old

by Shlattesauce420 October 10, 2020

Austin

The BIGGEST fuckboy. He's a child molester so if you see him in your area, don't hesitate to beat that ass, just make sure you don't enjoy it first. He's raped over 100 kids and watched child pornography as a hobbie. The dudes teenie weenie is the size of a peanut and many people may mistake it for his brain. You can often tell if you've found him if you come across a psychopath on the highway on your way to Mcdonalds. Careful, he'll happily rape your car as well. so if you spot a scrawny asshole with lots of sebum on his face and semen, call the police immediately if you don't wanna get booty-raped.

"Austin raped another kid this morning."
"Really?! He just fucked me in the ass!"

by VeeStar April 17, 2019