Worse then your mom gay, your dad a lesbian and your granny a tranny. Don't use this unless you absolutely need to
Carl: your mom gay
Tim: your dad lesbian
Carl : your granny tranny
Tim: your auntie a thotie
Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave
Tim: your dad lesbian
Carl : your granny tranny
Tim: your auntie a thotie
Carl then dies, goes to the fourth dimension, dies there and becomes the devils fuck slave
by Reuben sandwich May 11, 2018

The goat you will never get enough of him but you will never get too much of him he Will all ways be the nigger always count on an auntie like him is the nigger the nigger the nigger
He is a Greek legend in the making an ocean fighter
Firebreather
sexiest of them all the best in the bed and will never disappoint
He is a Greek legend in the making an ocean fighter
Firebreather
sexiest of them all the best in the bed and will never disappoint
by Ghostedji345 November 24, 2023

by Clairlisa March 16, 2021

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022

Yo dude, that women is very small and is wearing red!
By process of elimination she must be an auntie jo
By process of elimination she must be an auntie jo
by Communismrocksdude January 4, 2018

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.
Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?
"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022
by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

by preetu87678 February 20, 2022
