An individual who has decided they do not believe in a god or gods - most consider the idea of a god or gods as being an extremely remote possibility, to the point of being unrealistic, ergo atheist. As opposed to a theist who does believe in a god or gods, e.g. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, etc. Not to be confused with agnostics, who have not decided if they believe in the idea of a god or gods e.g. Thomas Huxley. Also not to be confused with anti-theists who are atheists that take an active stance against theism e.g. Richard Dawkins.
by SugarfreeUD February 7, 2015
Get the Atheistmug. When they die, they become the ground... then in that ground grows a tree, which is then cut down by a big sweaty man named bubba, and then they are printed into bibles.
They also believe that if you're Christian (or a member of any other religion), you are always depressed and think that you keep a list of things you can't do on your fridge, they hate Church, don't know that you can sleep in on a Sunday, and are all homophobics. TheAmazingAtheist is their Jesus.
They also believe that if you're Christian (or a member of any other religion), you are always depressed and think that you keep a list of things you can't do on your fridge, they hate Church, don't know that you can sleep in on a Sunday, and are all homophobics. TheAmazingAtheist is their Jesus.
by Commander FLuffee June 28, 2010
Get the Atheistmug. Atheist: I've read all the scriptures, and no God doesn't exist.. Atleast that's what I wanna believe.
by Athiests Suck August 16, 2010
Get the Atheistmug. Atheist's can think for themselves. They don't need some magical skydaddy to answer their prayers, and they certainly don't read fairytales like The Bible
by i can think for myself January 2, 2010
Get the atheistmug. I'm making this just in spite of all the other definitions :D
Someone who doesn't believe in god.
Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Someone who doesn't believe in god.
Most respect others opinions and have EXTREMELY religious friends.
Stevie the atheist: "There is no God"
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Definitely not god."
John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"
(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?
Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!
Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
John the Faith-nut: "How did the universe happen?"
Stevie- "The big bang you idiot!"
John- "What caused that to happen?"
Stevie- "Definitely not god."
John- "Why"
Stevie - "Who created god?"
John- "ummmmmmmmmm"
(Nazi?) Atheist 1 -There is no god. We are all animals. Kill the Jew dogs.
Atheist 2-If humans aren't animals than what are we?
Faith nut-HUMANS AREN'T ANIMALS!
Faith nut-I'm gonna be pretentious and call Atheist communists while I'm the actual communist trying to abolish others beliefs for THOUSANDS OF YEARS!
Religious person: Atheist killed thousands!!!!!!!
Atheist-Stop making up facts. Wars are still going on about who's god is better and BILLIONS are dead. If god was real and had a plan for everyone than nobody would be atheists or have other religions. Please stop being an ignorant jerk.
by bestfriendswithbibleclubprez October 22, 2010
Get the Atheistmug. by AtheistJew March 9, 2009
Get the Atheistmug. someone who lacks belief in god. some say that science has proven that god does not exist (which is sort of bullshit) and go out of their way to prove it, while others live in tolerance with religious people.
atheist 1: science has PROVEN that god does not exist
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
by rainbows and unicorns December 17, 2009
Get the atheistmug.