ham

Wow, look at Ham, isn't it wonderful?
by jarjarbinks November 28, 2004
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HAM

Acronym for He's A Mess.
Dude, Jonathan just ran across a four lane highway holding his pants in one hand and a snowboard in the other. Did I mention he was drunk and bleeding from the chin? What a HAM.
by Hamalicious September 28, 2011
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ham

throwed ass abbreviation for HOE ASS MOVES made up by the real big meats in houston.
REAL BIG MEATS:Dog bean pulled a ham for 20 quarters!
BIG MEATS:I know fuck that nigga
by REAL BIG MEATS November 13, 2006
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ham dinner

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.
by tenesmus October 11, 2014
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Steamed Hams

The regionally appropriate term for "hamburgers" in Albany, New York.
Though phrased as "steamed", a steamed ham is typically grilled, and served on a platter often containing more than a quarter dozen of the aforementioned dish and various french fries.
Not to be confused with "steamed clams", a similarly phrased dish which can often be mistaken for steamed hams.
Oh, no, I said, “steamed hams.” That’s what I call hamburgers.
by McDaddy's Big Patties February 20, 2018
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bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.
Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.
by TIA1776 January 19, 2013
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tavern ham

Pussy that has been aged from years of sitting on a bar stool at the local tavern. Most often having a salty taste with a honey glazed looked about it.
In need of a slam piece for the night, I dragged home some regional tavern ham. It was like a wizards sleeve blowin' in the wind.
by Jcover June 27, 2014
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