asstastic

1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.

I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.

by citimouse July 19, 2012

Asstastic

HAVING AN AMAZING ASS. TURNS YOU ON

Damn she's asstastic

by paginus October 25, 2011

asstastic

It just means awesome. Because asses are awesome. Similar to words "sick" or "wicked". And VERY similar to the expression "that's tits".

The lighting in the new Call of Duty is asstastic

by dooderonomy November 19, 2013

asstastic

butt deodorant coming in a triangle roll on tube especially for your butt to prevent swamp ass from sticking around. one application a day takes the swamp ass away

aint no body dope as me im just so asstastic and swamp ass free

by Ana.L November 13, 2014

Asstastic

When dat ass is fantastic!

Damn Shaniqua Asstastic!

by HollyHaze September 1, 2016

Asstastic

When a girl's ass is the most defining feature, often times all other features being ugly. It is generally the same idea as being a butter face, except for the ass,

Man, Sadie isn't too hot, but she sure is asstastic.

by Hyderabod June 4, 2016

assnomical

Almost unbelievably stupid

The school system is assnomical.

by Fun made up words May 27, 2017