assumptioner

One who hails (comes) from the Catholic school Our Lady of Assumption

There are a lot of assumpionters at my school.

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

assumption

To be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. If you are assumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other "sins" and still go to heaven.

That one prostitute in the bible was assumed into heaven.

Assumption... yeah.

by sdasdsadsadass May 30, 2006

Assuming

1) The process of making an ass out of you and me.

2) The mother, father and general source of all mistakes & f***-ups

Charlie went on assuming that he knew what was really going on. Boy, did he ever end up making an ass out of himself!

Did you ever notice how a lot of apologies start with or contain "But I thought that"? That's how assuming works ...

by Setupist July 29, 2018

Assum

Having more than one ass,

omg look at his/her assum

by Kevin Quinn June 16, 2005

rational assumption

The word utilized by caucasians in the scientific community when they realize that their 10 years in graduate school went down the shitter and they have no fucking clue what they're talking about but they still want to sound smart. Comparitive to conjecture, speculate, or hypothesize. This term is basically the honkey's way of saying "guess" while still maintaining a know-it-all air about themselves.

"I may be going out on a limb, but I will make a rational assumption and say that in 20 years there will not be a single white NBA player left because they are all afraid of Lebron James's big black cobra."

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

Assimilation

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they become involved in this reproduction ritual to bring young into the world.

Young boy: Daddy, where did I come from?
Father: ASSIMILATION.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they assimilate and kids are born.

by MattsyKun September 28, 2011

stop assuming my gender

Something when someone calls you your gender.

Hobo:Was saaaaaaaa dud.
me: Stop assuming my gender im a toaster

by JeeOof May 21, 2018