Sticky Asian

When you bust a fat load in ya girl’s eyes and then they look back at you squinting.

“Last night I gave Julie a nice Sticky Asian. She wasn't as amused as I was.”

I came all in this girls eyes the other night and she said “Oh no not the Sticky Asian.”

by NeverTrustAFart February 21, 2021

asian fail

To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.

omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a B+... now I'll never get into NOVA

by the PlNK September 7, 2005

asian andy

OG Ice Poseidon associate/friend with balls the size of a basketball( watch CX factor on YouTube for supplementary information). He is ranked number one amongst all Andy's in terms of air time, and cumulative clout from his numerous content laden exploits.

Asian Andy is a reliable friend and dependable source of content.

by What arm thing? February 8, 2018

Asian Effect

The theory that if an Asian kid fail a test all the kids around the Asian will too shall fail.

"Hey, Nguyen just failed the Calculus test"
"I know Adrian,Raymond,John,Heidi,and Lilly failed too"
"Asian Effect man."

by That khid October 1, 2011

asian raisin

A redneck who is also annoying as shit.

Guy 1: Damn! Adin is sure an asian raisin!
Guy 2: Yeah! He's not even asian!

by Uhh_fuck_memes? November 18, 2016

Asian Parents

People who came from Asia/Parents and just LOVE to :
A:Control your life
B:Ruin your life

C:Force you to have good grades
D:Make you become a doctor,lawyer,etc.
F:Never let you go anywhere unless its school
G:Don't let you be in a serious relationship

H:Hate it when you wear short clothing
I:Talk behind your back
J:Talk crap or brag about you
K: Rarely have your friends over
L:Are cheap and try to "Save" on money
M:Expect a lot from you
N:Want you to go to a good school
O:Call you stupid, idiot,disgrace,mistake,etc....
etc....

Asian Mom: "WHY DO YOU PLAY ON YOUR COMPUTER SO MUCH!!!!???"
Me:"I was stu-"
Asian Mom: "DON"T TALK BACK TO ME!!!!"
Asian Dad: "Okay sweet heart do you know who the maker of Tesla,rivian,Mercaedes,and what It,and MIT stand for????"
Me: ".....No...?"
Asian Dad: "WHY DONT YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID??!!!!!!!!"
Asian Parents: "YOUR SO STUPID"

by Lunar_Eclispe90111 November 29, 2019

Asian angry

A degree of anger that can only be reached by asain people. It is beyond anything anyone who isnt Asian would have experienced.

Asian 1: Did your mum find out you've been skipping tutoring?

Asian 2: Yes, she got Asian angry

by Izzlz April 21, 2011