Aqua Skeet Skeet

these 4 bitches from mobile,al you know who you are

Damn, did you see aqua skeet skeet and the gang man dem hoes is stuck up.

by coollikedat August 19, 2009

Aqua Safe Straw

Water filter - in a straw! Prevents bali belly, gastro and all those other lovely experiences when travelling. Protects against giardia, cryptosporidium and more. Filters 99.99% of water borne bacteria.

I used an aqua safe straw on my recent trip to Bali, my mate didn't. He spent three nights on the toilet - I didn't!

by travelnut May 25, 2009

aqua hazel

When some one takes a dump on someone with blue eyes.

That chick just got aqua hazeled

by knucklesdawson December 15, 2008

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

aqua ovaries

Aqua ovaries is the female equivalent to blue balls in males. A woman who peaks her arousal without getting laid commonly experiences aqua ovaries.

Symptoms include:
Severe pain
Aggressive behavior
Cold chills
Road rage
Seizures (in rare cases)

Sleep deprivation

The most effective treatment is vigorous masturbation. This may require the use of a medium to large dildo or similar object if the subject has small hands.

The only cure is a good hard fuck. Substituting the sexual partner with another who is similarly hot may prove ineffective in cases of prolonged aqua ovaries lasting 3 weeks or greater.

"You need to stop teasing each other and fuck all ready. You are a pain to be around with those aqua ovaries, and it shows how much its killing you!"

by sensorydepth February 28, 2016

Aqua Man

Getting a blowjob in the shower, then blowing your load on the loofah and making the other person wash their body with it.

She will need more than water to clean her up after I gave her that epic Aqua Man.

by Chadrip65 March 29, 2016

Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...

by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019