Apple

1. A red fruit that grows on trees

2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.

Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet Apple! It never crashes!
Person B: What games do you have on it?
Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*

by shiznannigan December 26, 2003

Apples

A codename for weed

Duude, my friends and i smoked like 5 apples last night

by funymonkeyX May 24, 2011

Apple Apple Apple

Phrase used to lighten the moment, such as to add humor to anything said. Usually used by a group of people who are awesome.

That girl over there she is a fat cow....apple apple apple

by Mcfrue April 15, 2010

Apple

A company based in Silicon Valley that operates not due to its own success, but the ideas of others. There is not one GOOD thing that they have ever invented.

Person 1: Did you here Apple just came out with the iPad Mini! That's their coolest invention ever!!!

Person 2: Quit drinking their shit. Apple hasn't invented anything useful ever. The iPad mini just tries to copy the Nexus 7 and Kindle Fire. Hell, they didn't even invent the tablet.

by hello everybody im Nappa May 19, 2013

Apple

a fruit that is made by a tree.(that makes apples.)

Why dont people just say the definition of a apple is a fruit like i wanted?

by lunaneo1007 June 15, 2011

Apple

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition of apples? ITS A FUCKIN FRUIT!

I ate the red fuckin apple

by Spidernoises February 6, 2015

Apple

Why the fuck are you searching for the word Apple? Either you mean the company that makes electronics or the fruit.

Either way, you're fucking stupid if you don't know what an apple is.

1.I'm not a motherfucking idiot and I like to eat Apples.

2. I love my Apple IPad!

by Tmoneu October 19, 2013