Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.

Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.

by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012

apoo

the wisest man in the world. usually hangs out with creatures such as sheep, linda, chirri, and hanan. is so cool, you dont even know him

apoo is so cool

by apoo March 10, 2004

Apococriptica

A poetic form developed by Aaron Deaton that uses clearly stated post-apocolyptic words and hidden meanings. The word itself means Criptic Post-Apocoliptica. This form of writing has never before been seen by him, as an individual, and should be highly considered! No one understands how it is post-apocolyptic but the writer, and that is how it is meant to be...it is totally abstract in every form.

"The flame, it has gathered in the...."
"Flame it has never been in it...."
"AND I NOW KNOW WHO TO BLAME!" (Apococriptica)

by Aaron Deaton May 23, 2007

apology

Admitting that something that you should not have said something that could have been interpreted as rude, whether you meant it or not.

I apologize for my definition of 'pathetic,' it was uncalled for.

by Twizzlers October 20, 2004

If I apology

A term popularly used in an apology which actually negates the sincerity and genuineness of the reparation.

She gave me an IF I apology by saying, "I'm sorry 'If I' said something that offended you".

by coolarrow September 16, 2009

Rape Apologist

Someone who downplays the seriousness of rape even though they might not condone rape themselves. For example they may regularly publicly doubt women's valid claims of rape, or refer to incidences of rape as a "She said, He said" scenario.

When I heard him say “Some people are trying it on, Let’s be serious about this. There are people who have claimed that they’ve been raped and came to Australia to seek an abortion because they couldn’t get an abortion on Nauru", it seemed fitting to label him as a rape apologist.

The rape apologist said "I wasn't provided with the she said, he said details of the allegation"

by mrpootatohead December 8, 2021

Apologize

Its what you do when you fuck up.

K.R."I Apologize Dawn"

Derek-"Hey man, I fucked up i had sex with this girl the other night, what should I do about it?"
Kyle-"Apologize!"

by OnYm~X~KoRe December 24, 2008