An overrated city in Texas with a really great underrated basketball team, but thats about it. A rather boring environment compose of mostly ghetto ass suburbs (even the new ones) around and outside the loop 410 and only few nice neighborhoods surrounding it's small downtown that just seem isolated from the rest of town. Only activity this place offers is bar hopping in the Main Ave. and N St Marys st area, and maybe sea world (if you are fan of killing shamu and the dolphins). If you are going to move here, your best bet will be Alamo Heights, Olmos Park, Terrel Hills, Midtown or Southtown (if you got that kind of money) or else just get stuck in one of the suburbs outside the loop praying that next morning your vehicle will be intact or your home don't get invaded.
Source: I live in SA
Source: I live in SA
If you have a family and want to live in a place that won't bore you out, move to Austin, not San Antonio
by UnderworldPsychos February 18, 2015
Antonio rivera: A very warm hearted guy, will love you for ever and has a love like whoa. He is very fine ans handsome. if you get one of them as a husband you will be set for life :) he is very cute and popular and will never cheat on you. he tells a girl that she is beautiful, not hot. and when he tells you he loves you, he means it :). he is, Antonio rivera :)
person 1:how come your a billionare for life and happy as ever?
person2: i married antonio rivera
person1: oh! i thought so
person2: i married antonio rivera
person1: oh! i thought so
by chicken nugg nugg August 15, 2011
The A.B. or The Antonio brown.... when you turn on the gospel channel then call your girlfriend in the room... While her back is turned to you watching the television you ejaculate onto her back as she runs out of the room pissed off you take her favorite piece of furniture and throw it out your window onto the street below....
by Tls9211 September 11, 2019
Horrible weather, has some of the hottest & most humid weather out of any city in the USA. Has frequently reached above 110 degrees in July.
The place to live if you want to get fat. We have a total of 85 McDonald's (yes I've counted) in city alone, not to mention all the other food chains. Has frequently been listed as one of the fattest cities in the nation, right up there with Houston. Due to the extreme weather, it makes people very reluctant to go out and exercise when they have the time to do so (aka summer)
You can't drive for more than 5 miles in San Antonio without seeing "Go Spurs Go" somewhere. That's all San Antonio has, is the Spurs. If you don't like basketball, apparently you're a traitor to the city.
You know you're from San Antonio if you've been to the Alamo, right outside of it, but never actually walked inside (they have a walk in tourist thing). The majority of people who say how great SA is, have just been to downtown SA and seen all the tourist attractions like the Riverwalk. If you ever hear someone say how they went to SA, chances are one of the first things they will mention is the Riverwalk.
Construction is abundant, no, unavoidable in San Antonio. We have so much construction everywhere, that it's ridiculous. The city takes forever to do anything, and we've been working on the "new freeways" for the past 10 years, hell, BEFORE THE ALAMODOME WAS BUILT.
Immigration is a huge problem for San Antonio. It's one of the most immigrated cities in the USA, next to New York. There was a book written, called "The House on Mango Street" by a Spanish immigrant. It's supposed to tell the story about her life and all that, but it basically confirms every single Hispanic stereotype people give them in San Antonio.
The crime is ridiculous. Speeding goes on everywhere, there's extremely frequent murders on the news, and the lack of policemen is almost unbelievable.
We are incredibly behind in technology, but spend our cities money on useless things like an arena for the Spurs, just so we can pimp them out to other cities and say "Go Spurs Go" even more. Our technology is incredibly out of date and we are a very ignorant city in this aspect. Go to somewhere like a Seattle school, and everyone has iPods. Go to San Antonio, and the people with iPods get theirs stolen.
There is a major conflict between the Whites & the Hispanics in SA. When the Alamodome was in production, white people purposely got paid less than Hispanics, to the point where a Hispanic JANITOR would be paid more than a white secretary. On the other side of the fence, you also see major distaste towards Mexicans if you visit enough white homes on the north side. There's been continuous racism and counter-racism between these two races going on for as long as one can remember.
The place to live if you want to get fat. We have a total of 85 McDonald's (yes I've counted) in city alone, not to mention all the other food chains. Has frequently been listed as one of the fattest cities in the nation, right up there with Houston. Due to the extreme weather, it makes people very reluctant to go out and exercise when they have the time to do so (aka summer)
You can't drive for more than 5 miles in San Antonio without seeing "Go Spurs Go" somewhere. That's all San Antonio has, is the Spurs. If you don't like basketball, apparently you're a traitor to the city.
You know you're from San Antonio if you've been to the Alamo, right outside of it, but never actually walked inside (they have a walk in tourist thing). The majority of people who say how great SA is, have just been to downtown SA and seen all the tourist attractions like the Riverwalk. If you ever hear someone say how they went to SA, chances are one of the first things they will mention is the Riverwalk.
Construction is abundant, no, unavoidable in San Antonio. We have so much construction everywhere, that it's ridiculous. The city takes forever to do anything, and we've been working on the "new freeways" for the past 10 years, hell, BEFORE THE ALAMODOME WAS BUILT.
Immigration is a huge problem for San Antonio. It's one of the most immigrated cities in the USA, next to New York. There was a book written, called "The House on Mango Street" by a Spanish immigrant. It's supposed to tell the story about her life and all that, but it basically confirms every single Hispanic stereotype people give them in San Antonio.
The crime is ridiculous. Speeding goes on everywhere, there's extremely frequent murders on the news, and the lack of policemen is almost unbelievable.
We are incredibly behind in technology, but spend our cities money on useless things like an arena for the Spurs, just so we can pimp them out to other cities and say "Go Spurs Go" even more. Our technology is incredibly out of date and we are a very ignorant city in this aspect. Go to somewhere like a Seattle school, and everyone has iPods. Go to San Antonio, and the people with iPods get theirs stolen.
There is a major conflict between the Whites & the Hispanics in SA. When the Alamodome was in production, white people purposely got paid less than Hispanics, to the point where a Hispanic JANITOR would be paid more than a white secretary. On the other side of the fence, you also see major distaste towards Mexicans if you visit enough white homes on the north side. There's been continuous racism and counter-racism between these two races going on for as long as one can remember.
Yes, San Antonio is a cheap city, you can get a 1600 square foot house for about $110k on average, but because of all the reasons above, no one wants to live here.
by fkgvmlyfdc nmlhg June 06, 2019
Antonio Vespacci is a famous low-tier English football manager, famously bringing Hull City to the non-league title in 1957.
by JGreenwood June 07, 2023
Also known as Gibby, Moobs, and Lord Fat Tits, Antonio Devito is a 5'10" asian chink/lesbian that weighs 300 pound. He is well known for raping many babies and sitting on people when he is mad. Also, he can make semen come out of his gigantic moobs at any time.
"Did you hear about Keegan Hilger making fun of Antonio Devito today at lunch?"
"Yea I heard he sat on him and squished him."
" Wow what a stupid fat titted lesbian"
"Yea I heard he sat on him and squished him."
" Wow what a stupid fat titted lesbian"
by Bryce Raped Hannah August 15, 2018