A small, short, angry Italian boy, who during the holidays can be mistaken for an angry elf. He often has messed up toes, and doesn’t wear socks in bed with other guys. He can be seen imitating a blow job with a barrel filled with sponges, as he beats his meat to the beat of fireball by Pitbull. Don’t piss him off or his uncontrollable flailing arms will brutally abuse your body. He’s not on the spectrum, but he loves his rainbows, skittles with a splash of fireball, the horny anthony.
If an Oompa Loompa was 20 pounds lighter it would be hard to tell the difference between him and an anthony.
by Big zucchini lover February 29, 2020
Get the Anthony mug.a fuck boy headahhh that thinks he is the shit but he isnt he claims to be popular but outside of his bubble everyone hates him, he will ask for nudes screenshot not send any back and show his friends then he will cheat on you there are two types of anthonys in this world this is not the good kind.
him: i didnt know you dated my boy anthony why did yall break up
me: idk he was lying the whole time
him:oh yeah he was cheating on you the whole time:)
me: idk he was lying the whole time
him:oh yeah he was cheating on you the whole time:)
by i'M siPPiNg TeA iN Ur SUbuRBs March 14, 2018
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by I'm Anthony, I don't deserve u October 10, 2018
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Get the Anthony mug.A guy named Anthony is perfect. He is handsome, kind, cute, adorable and just perfect!!! If u ever friends with an Anthony U LUCKYYY!! But if u ever date Anthony... damn u even more lucky!!! Don’t even think about hurting Anthony. He doesn’t deserve it!! The only thing he deserves is to be treated nicely<33 He deserves the whole damn world!!! He deserves to marry a girl who will be so happy with him because Anthony is perfect!!! He treats his girlfriend so good he’s literally the boyfriend every girl wants. His girlfriend is so lucky damn it’s really crazy. If ur that Anthony and ur reading this, I hope u know how perfect u are<3 I love u.
by dollgrave May 13, 2021
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