a Sexual act performed in a tree. A man has doggy style sex with his woman while in a tree. Right before climax the man shoves a banana up the womans ass, then when she turns around to see WTF is going on he hits her in the head with a coconut.
Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.
Tarzan yell is optional, it kind of depends on your surroundings.
I was banging this fine ass stripper in a tree, she said she liked suprises, so I banged her and shoved a banana up her ass right before I came. When she turned around to see what the hell was going on, I hit her in the head with a coconut.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.
I suprised that bitch with an angry tarzan.
by Fat Bastid November 30, 2006
When you shave your pubes and keep them to throw in a midget's face after you blow a big load in it while you scream ICHIWOWA.
by GeorgeLucas1983 October 23, 2010
by Geega September 24, 2015
This is a sexual act involving cumming on the insides of a girl ankles. Then proceed to push the feet together until they stick. When this is completed and both feet are stuck together slap her in the face and throw seaweed at her. This should give her the appereance of an angry mermaid
John: Hey man i angry mermaided this bitches ass last night
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
Gary: No way man! whered you get the seaweed?
John: Your momma gave it to me after I Boned her!
by Goatse King December 18, 2009
When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.
My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.
by Willy_The_Pimp January 24, 2007
When a girl doesn't really want to give you a hand job but she does anyway because she thinks she's obligated.
Mary had a headache, but gave me an angry handjob after I took her to dinner and paid her college tuition.
by Gilgamesh Soul March 23, 2009
The act of having sex on a beach with the girl on the bottom, when at random, the male pulls his penis out of the vagina, sticks it in the sand, then thrusts his now sandy penis back into the vagina, resulting in much pain.
I was pissed off at my girl, so when we had our 'romantic' date on the beach, i ended up giving her an angry churro
by DiegoD December 14, 2011