Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Knuckle Bine

The hottest man of Hunter x Hunter ever in the world of Hunter x Hunter. Also the most underrated

Me: Bruh, I'd let Knuckle Bine get it.

You: Dang me too. you have immaculate taste.

by A total and utterly baddie March 24, 2021

Trunk Knuckle

Sticking a finger in someone's ass at least to the second knuckle of your finger of first knuckle of your thumb.

Hey, that dude really likes when his girl gives him a trunk knuckle around back while getting a blowie.

by Sarcastication January 25, 2013

knuckle gravy

when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand

i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy

by hairy knuckles June 11, 2006

knuckles deep

A form of measurement used to determine the size or width of a vagina or anus, or the act of inserting fingers into said orifices. Preceded by a number which indicates how many knuckles.

---It still has not been determined if fisting someone is considered 4 or 5 knuckles deep, as the debate contiunes if the thumb counts as a knuckle

"So last night I was two knuckles deep in this chick's ass..."

"Her pussy was three knuckles deep--pretty impressive."

by Kevin Kugler March 11, 2006

bush knuckle

An individual with an unusual amount of hair growing on the tops of the hands and between the knuckles of the fingers.

This phrase is used almost exlusively by nobody anywhere.

1. For Christ's sake mike, put your hands in your pockets. Nobody wants to see your bush knuckles.

by circus vargas December 1, 2004

Trucker's Knuckles

Trucker's Knuckles refers to a severe case of multiple, external anal hemorrhoids that are raging and irritated and have a thrombosed clot under the skin causing a hard, painful lump appearing like the knuckles on a hand. Trucker's Knuckles often occur regularly to those individuals employed in long haul, over the road, driving professions.

Stan: Hey Frank. Are you heading on that haul from Chicago to L.A?
Frank: Yea and not looking forward to it.

Stan: Why?

Frank: I got the worst case of Trucker's Knuckles. Take a look. (Drops pants).
Stan: Holy Shit. Looks like a tiny fist down there. Better get some salve before you hit the road.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014