Jordan Alert

When a friend, or friendly acquaintance or former employee goes missing and needs to be found but it's no big deal because he or she often goes missing.
I put out a Jordan Alert on Facebook, I hope he sees it on his friends feeds and brings me the twenty bucks he owes me.
by Beamerzzz February 19, 2019
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Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.
Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.
by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017
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stun alert

The look you make when you're stunned by an experience, and you're face is frozen, with your eyes wide open.
It was a classic case of "stun alert".
by bluetigerman January 31, 2018
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Soiler Alert

The act of letting people around you know that you are about to shit your pants.
by Dillon Conner May 22, 2011
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jif alert

A jif alert is when someone pronounces the file extension of ".gif" with a soft g or "J" sound as in "jiffy" and someone subsequently calls them on it. Technically, "jif" and "gif" are both correct, but only tech-geeks and nerds use the former pronunciation, while 95% of the population uses the latter. Also, the G in .gif stands for "graphics" which has a hard G, therefore .gif shall be pronounced with a hard G unless you just want to be a snob about it.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, did you see these awesome jif's on the chive?"
Guy 2: "Jif alert! It is pronounced Gif, man."
Guy 1: "No it is not, according to the inventors of the format in 1987 who..."
Guy 3: "Don't be a toolbox!"
by takinemoffnowboss February 02, 2011
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Sack alert

1. The act of riding shaft, dick, or penis, not literally though.
2.Hyping someone up.
1. T.caff sucks in football, he can't catch Dustin: no that boy T.caff is a beast he catches everything. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack Alert!!!

2. Damn B.Orr can freestyle on the sneak he's up there with Cassidy. Strapp: Sack Alert Sack alert
by TcafTKO September 09, 2010
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Squirt Alert

The sensation you get when seeing a hot chick that makes you want to ejaculate.
That girl with the fat boobies over there is giving me a squirt alert!
by Gillespe May 08, 2006
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