Ag Angel

A woman who prefers vegetable sex toys to organic dildos; although not exclusive to females, and fem-attractive men also qualify, if angel enough.

Once the zucchini crop came in, the Ag Angels knew they were in for a long and pleasurable night.

by Pulitzer70 September 15, 2008

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

age of consciousness

the age at which you finally begin to remember things

mom: you remember that time you ran around the house naked? you were only a baby.

son: no, that must have been before my age of consciousness

by thegravy March 28, 2011

Screen Age

A more current and specific denotation of the Digital Age where the use of personal computers has shifted to a prevalence of mobile touch-screen & flat screen devices.

The shift signifies a greater acceptance of digital media & communication and the desire to have access to the internet & one's personal media collection while on the go.

C'mon grandpa, get off that PC and join the Screen Age, already!

by lcritterl July 19, 2011

Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

Cringe Age

Similar to the Stone Age, Wood Age, Rad Age, Nostalgia Age, And the Tec Age. The cringe age happens to be 2010 - present. Logan and Jake Paul, TikTolk (Formerly Musical.ly), The dark age of Family Guy, Politics, Celeb Deaths, Justin Bieber's "Baby", Squid Baby, Yours, Mine, And Mine, Demonetization, Season 20 of South Park, Even more deaths of Youtubers, SJW's and Political Correctness.

John - We're trapped in the Cringe Age. quieter *lord help us all* Newly Formed Mob - Excuse Mwah but not everybody celebrates "The Man Upstairs" John - I was kinda talking to my- Newly Formed Mob - GET EM' *stars stampeding* John - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAH! *gets all his bones broken* 2 Decades Later After Waking From A Coma. John - W-wha, OH LORD WHAT YEAR IS IT!! Nurse - 2030 "The Violence Towards Humans From Aliens Age" John - … screw this *unplugs IV and dies.

by Not Edd/Spongey Things/eddsfan January 9, 2019

Mort Age

A mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged

I went to visit my Grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of Mort Age.

by Buzzard April 23, 2006