Amsterdam

A place in upstate NY (Montgomery County). Also called "Rug City" Amsterdam was a bustling city at the turn of the century due to the factories which eventually led to it's economic downfall.

Have you ever been to Amsterdam?

Holland?

No, Amsterdam NY.

Oh.. no... never even heard of it.

by Jack January 31, 2005

no asterisks

No underlying message, no hidden meaning, no concealed information, no ulterior motive.

Joanne finally got around talking to Zach seriously, no asterisks.

by make me dance August 24, 2005

assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

amsterdam

capital of holland, also know as the netherlands, were the people speech dutch and smoke it as well. pot is not legal there it is toleranted, the same goes for prostitution and other soft drugs like shrooms, peyote, etc...

"Yo Adam! I'm shrooming so hard, we need to smoke a joint, whats that?, you forgot it in the hotel! Oh wait we're in Amsterdam, I see a cafe about a block away, boy was stressin' or what?!

by adam z. May 17, 2004

assterbait

A person that masterbaits in their asshole using either their finger or a dilhdo. can be done in combination with normal masterbaiting.

go back to assterbaiting you lazy fuck, its the only thing you seem to know how to do!

by Mr. scientist January 3, 2008

asterisk-ed

To add an asterisk to an achievement

The Philadelphia Phillies 2008 World Series title is asterisk-ed because Game 5 took too fucking long.

by Chris "Chief" Grady March 16, 2009

Asstertaste

The taste after eating something that seems to leave an after taste that is comparable to the imagined taste of ass.

Sam: Dude the new Twix candy has only 130 calories!
Jeff: True, butt they leave a terrible Asstertaste in your mouth.

by Daddy GaGa May 7, 2010