by Jimmysgotaids June 6, 2011
Get the Adam Batley mug.A term used by mega christian homophobes on Facebook. Often accommodated by a laughing minion in a sepia tone. Anybody who says this unironically has most likely never said a single original thing in their lives.
Son: Dad... im gay.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
Suddenly you hear intense running up the stairs. The door bursts.
Mom: GOD CREATED ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE
Suddenly, 1 Million different facebook moms climb out of the walls, vents, break the windows.
They all chant "God created adam and eve not adam and steve" Each time the compliment each other for the funny and original joke.
Really, The dad and son should have expected this. After the mother sold her soul to luelaroe and bought 47 bibles for each family member, it was clear they lost her a long time ago.
by Electrik man July 19, 2020
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Eve: "Wow Adam, I'm Getting Fat. What Should I Do?
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
Adam: " I Dunno, Why Don't You Ask That Snake?"
Snake: "Don't Eat Apples."
by Collin Jones June 27, 2005
Get the Adam and Eve mug."that kid is a real Adam, apparently hes not gay but at the same time as gay as a gay. like some special relativity shit"
by Battered wheetabix February 26, 2020
Get the Adam mug.Similar to an adam's apple , the Adam's Eggplant is when someone giving a deepthroat, has a lump in their throat.
by Purplestuffdrank October 16, 2018
Get the Adam's Eggplant mug.An extreamly bangable contestant from american idol. Often seen wearing nail polish and guyliner, and is unfortunately gay. -sob-
by lambert4life April 13, 2009
Get the Adam lambert mug.The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.
When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.
New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.
by IshF January 11, 2008
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