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abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus
"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
by papschmear November 4, 2008
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bloody abortion

mac 'n' cheese mixed with a liberal amount of ketchup.
by flamingstud February 15, 2009
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culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.
Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
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Abortion Timecop

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011
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Memory Abortion

When you see something you wish you had not seen.
I clicked the link and it was too late. Her giant hippo genitals scarred my eyes, and now I want a memory abortion.
by bloodchills March 9, 2011
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Albuquerque Abortion

Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.
"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."
by SirPhoque October 20, 2021
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tijuana abortion

When you stick your dick as far up a pregnant woman's pussy as possible, and proceed to piss into her cervix.
"Dude, just get a Tijuana abortion, it's the kinkiest way to kill a child!"
by Homiesexuality May 28, 2018
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