a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus
"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
by papschmear November 4, 2008
Get the abortion stairsmug. by flamingstud February 15, 2009
Get the bloody abortionmug. Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
Get the culinary abortionmug. A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS
"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011
Get the Abortion Timecopmug. "Man, fuck this shit I'm about to go drink some rum and perform a palm abortion!"
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can perform a palm abortion whenever you want?"
by ab421 September 10, 2011
Get the Palm Abortionmug. “Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!
by Bigboolin May 17, 2019
Get the Abortion Chilimug. Noun;
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.
Name of a Sex Act,.:
The act of sucking your nut out of your partners vagina and spitting it in their face. Characterized by "sucking that shit dry", much like the desert city of Albuquerque.
"I gave my girl a creampie, but you know diapers be expensive, so I gave that bitch an Albuquerque Abortion."
by SirPhoque October 20, 2021
Get the Albuquerque Abortionmug.