asshat 

Imagine the in-between look of a baseball cap when it isn't curved or flat. After someone has sat on it, it is a hat that's had ass on it BUT if you wear that hat then you, my friend, are an asshat 100%.
It's works 2 different ways! ;)

Will came over yesterday wearing the asshat that his buddy gave him. That's nasty af, what an asshat! He is really something else!

asshat by dont313mess June 22, 2025

Asshat

A husband that has their head jammed so far up their ass. Obnoxious, ignorant, severely stupid, completely oblivious, selfish and often wrong are some of his defining characteristics.

Gary was such a complete asshat for being so mean to his pretty princess when she was feeling mighty sad. Like a true asshat, he made everything about him.

Asshat by Garylovesbabydoll April 6, 2026

Asshat

A person who deliberately makes other people's lives fucking hell by lying, gaslighting, manipulating and stealing. Pissing you off makes them cream their pants (as does midget porn but that's for another day).

A complete and utter fucking arsehole that wears hats. Asshat.

"Oi Kezza, did you see Jojo the other day walking around with jizz stains on her pants? She must be up to her usual tricks again, running around pissing people off. Nice hat though "
"Yeah I did, man, what an asshat"

Asshat by Karmaarsehole April 15, 2026

Asshat 

asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

Asshat by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

Asshat Monkey 

Someone who is way dumber then the regular Asshat. This person is often times mysteriously elevated to a managerial position. Although Asshat Monkeys have no clue how the real world functions they are uniquely able to gain and retain their positions by subtle asskissing and pity. Because most people are unable to ascertain how someone so stupid could survive without having an IQ of an eggplant,Asshat Monkeys are seldom removed from their position.

Dude, I could not believe the manager of our IT Dept did not know that hot air rises, he is such an Asshat Monkey.

Dude, I thought your manager would want you to be well trained, if that is the case then why didn't the Asshat Monkey, purchase the required training equipment.

Asshat Monkey by Mangy Mutt July 15, 2009

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

Asshat magnet by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

Asshat McGoolagher 

A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.

"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."

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(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!

Asshat McGoolagher by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009