A small, short, angry Italian boy, who during the holidays can be mistaken for an angry elf. He often has messed up toes, and doesn’t wear socks in bed with other guys. He can be seen imitating a blow job with a barrel filled with sponges, as he beats his meat to the beat of fireball by Pitbull. Don’t piss him off or his uncontrollable flailing arms will brutally abuse your body. He’s not on the spectrum, but he loves his rainbows, skittles with a splash of fireball, the horny anthony.
If an Oompa Loompa was 20 pounds lighter it would be hard to tell the difference between him and an anthony.
by Big zucchini lover February 29, 2020
Get the Anthonymug. by Idekbutyeah9 October 28, 2018
Get the Anthonymug. by Oshdisnduwjnd September 4, 2017
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony has a small pp and some friends. Anthony really loves his pp and hopes that you will like it too!
by SALT IS YUMMY July 6, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. by **yodaniel March 1, 2020
Get the Anthonymug. A guy named Anthony is perfect. He is handsome, kind, cute, adorable and just perfect!!! If u ever friends with an Anthony U LUCKYYY!! But if u ever date Anthony... damn u even more lucky!!! Don’t even think about hurting Anthony. He doesn’t deserve it!! The only thing he deserves is to be treated nicely<33 He deserves the whole damn world!!! He deserves to marry a girl who will be so happy with him because Anthony is perfect!!! He treats his girlfriend so good he’s literally the boyfriend every girl wants. His girlfriend is so lucky damn it’s really crazy. If ur that Anthony and ur reading this, I hope u know how perfect u are<3 I love u.
by dollgrave May 13, 2021
Get the Anthonymug. 