“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022
Get the Alaskan Uncrustablemug. Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 1, 2019
Get the Alaskan Narwhalmug. A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
by Fapples December 6, 2022
Get the Slappy Alaskanmug. by FartFuckington December 18, 2018
Get the Alaskan Blowdryermug. A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
Get the Alaskan Tophatmug. by illvminavt May 15, 2021
Get the Alaskan Bullwormmug. by Zman84 November 19, 2016
Get the Alaskan pipelinemug.