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Alaskan Uncrustable

A person with lots of ass hair who has trouble wiping; shit-encrusted ass hair.
“Dude, why does Kaleb smell so bad??”
“You didn’t know? He’s got one of them Alaskan Uncrustables.”
“We should get Kaleb a bidet.”
by SylverZephyr March 14, 2022
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Alaskan Narwhal

Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.
Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz
by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 1, 2019
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Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
by Fapples December 6, 2022
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Alaskan Blowdryer

When you shit on someones face and blow on it while eating cake.
Yo man my girl just gave me an Alaskan Blowdryer.
by FartFuckington December 18, 2018
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Alaskan Tophat

A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
Guy 1: Bro I just gave Sam an Alaskan Tophat with two friends haha
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck
by Lil` BananaDick September 9, 2018
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Alaskan Bullworm

The act of snorting sperm directly from the head of a penis.
“I was with Jennie last night and she gave me an Alaskan Bullworm, almost choked on it”
by illvminavt May 15, 2021
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Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.
by Zman84 November 19, 2016
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