Alyssa

An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.

Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me

Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉

by Royalebitch April 24, 2018

Alyssa

The smallest person you know

Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”

by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018

Alyssa

The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.

Damn, I can't move. It must be Alyssa.

Oh, shit whose that outside my window? Oh, it's only Alyssa.

by PopularMCGamer October 31, 2019

alyssa

Alyssa is a girl. She is weird but beautiful. She often craves potatoes and likes to hang out with her friends. She likes her chums who are her only friends.

Did you see how beautiful Alyssa chum looks today?

by atpequine on IG April 16, 2017

Alyssa

the most smartest girl you'll ever meet, considering im an alyssa. alyssa has a smart mouth but a pretty body, so watch what you say to her, or else. although she can be annoying, she can be sad and not want to be bothered. yes, she can be the best friend youll ever have, but she can get too attached. if you and her talk, just remember she is very sensitive. she also is the best at starting and keeping converations going on. just remember she is the brighest and smartest.

That girl alyssa over there is very good at starting coversations, should i talk to her

by itz.meunknown May 16, 2018

Alyssa

I fucking love her. Alyssa’s I’m just telling you be happy don’t let anyone bring down your smile because I promise you that you are worth it and don’t even doubt it For one second. They are so kind and funny and always make everyone smile, they will go out of their way to make others feel special even if they are not worth it. Also I know that u want to be TIK TOK famous so I’m just gonna tell you , YOU WILL BE JUST KEEP GOING

Girl 1: omg ew it’s Alyssa

Girl 2: omg stop I love Alyssa because she is TIK TOK famous

by Hi I don’t know what to write September 9, 2019

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.

SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$

Alyssa sucked my dick so good!

by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015