Alyssa

I don't even know we're to start with Alyssa. First off she litteraly is the most beautiful person you will ever meet life fr have you seen how hot she is. Second off she litteraly is perfect in every shape way and form like look at her. Third she is always there for anyone and will stay up with you all night if needed she is always there for her friends or her best friend even a stranger. She is an amazing dog mom and will be an amazing human mom in the future.

Have you seen how beautiful Alyssa is

by Race_girl7 September 20, 2020

Alyssa

Alyssa is a girl who is incredibly kind and loving, she’s has been bullied and felt unmeasurable amounts of pain. But this has never stopped her, because of her experiences she knows how to be a good person and a great friend. She is always so happy, whenever she enters a room it lights up instantly. She smile’s are huge and extremely contagious. Her teeth may not be perfectly straight or shiny white all the time, but she keeps on smiling! Whenever a song is playing, she’ll sing along. She doesn’t care if she’s on key, off key, or so off key the key is nonexistent she’ll sing! She has the words to every song memorized. She thinks deeply of the future and has a detailed plan of what her life will look like. She always looks on the bright side of things and hopes for the best. If you have an Alyssa in your life, hold on to her don’t ever let her go. She’ll stick by you forever and always be your best friend!

Sofia: Hey! Guess What!
Annie: What!?
Sofia: I’ve got a friend named Alyssa!!
Annie: Really!? Your soooo lucky!!

by evil.panda.365 November 1, 2019

Alyssa

The smallest person you know

Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”

by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018

Alyssa

An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.

Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me

Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉

by Royalebitch April 24, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa has an amazing and unique personality, from her head to her toes she is beautiful. She is a great friend and will always have your back when you need it. Alyssa has a BIG temper so don't get on her nerves. When she has a problem with you she comes right out and says out unlike most girls. Love you alyss

Alyssa is a damn hotty!

by Kimberly Czajkowski June 23, 2017

Alyssa

The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.

Damn, I can't move. It must be Alyssa.

Oh, shit whose that outside my window? Oh, it's only Alyssa.

by PopularMCGamer October 31, 2019

Alyssa A

A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.

Example:

A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.

A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does

by Preraksoni December 19, 2021