Alyssa

She’s loyal and will always keep your secrets. She loves to make people’s day. She’s insecure, shy, and has a low self esteem, but once you get to know her, she’s the loudest, funniest girl you’ll ever meet.

Alyssa is soooo funny!

by Autumn3561 August 31, 2018

Alyssa

The girls that everyone admires, she's smart, athletic, pretty, and very funny. Everyone needs an Alyssa in there life. She's the one who never leaves your side and forgives you everytime.

I cant believe I have an Alyssa as my bestfriend!

by Blondie😊 June 9, 2017

Alyssa

An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.

Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me

Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉

by Royalebitch April 24, 2018

Alyssa

Alyssa has an amazing and unique personality, from her head to her toes she is beautiful. She is a great friend and will always have your back when you need it. Alyssa has a BIG temper so don't get on her nerves. When she has a problem with you she comes right out and says out unlike most girls. Love you alyss

Alyssa is a damn hotty!

by Kimberly Czajkowski June 23, 2017

Alyssa

The smallest person you know

Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”

by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018

Alyssa A

A delusional pea brain cunt who still gets her ass wiped by her dad at 31 years old. Perpetually horny. Masurbates 8 times a day with her toothpick vibrator, 365 days a year. Stinks like a prostitute. Got dumped by her ex for being stupid. Got molested by a pedo when she was a teenager. Sucks off her brother on the weekend.

Example:

A: Who the fuck told that Autistic Alyssa Arizo that she's relevant?! She won't stop lecturing my team!
B: Heard she's just a cumbag. No one really listens to her.

A: You know Alyssa Arizo?
B: Who?
A: Alyssa Arizo
A: Oh yeah I don't like her
B: Me neither, no one does

by Preraksoni December 19, 2021

Alyssa

The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.

Damn, I can't move. It must be Alyssa.

Oh, shit whose that outside my window? Oh, it's only Alyssa.

by PopularMCGamer October 31, 2019