playing uno in the alley

masturbating in a semi-public location

she got him so horny that he was playing uno in the alley

by e.m. scopes December 17, 2013

back-alley bobsled

Fucking a chick in the ass while going down a waterslide.

Steve and Mindy were kicked out of Waterville for performing a back-alley bobsled.

by ahrnygoose September 24, 2010

Brown Town Alley

When you're having sex, and you go back and forth from the asshole to the vagina.

"Me and my girl friend love doing Brown Town Alley. Strangely, I enjoy it more than she does."

by Big Geno June 14, 2006

Back Alley Kwan

The act of having reheated Chinese takeout inserted into ones rectal cavity. This practice is typically performed with a set of ancient ritualistic chop sticks.

Was fucking my bitch last night when she bent me over, spanked me, then made me sit on her face so she could give me a Back Alley Kwan.

by Dwayne the slab Johnson September 2, 2016

back alley special

To get a blow job in a back alley

Yo my girl gave me the best back alley special in the world

by Duckman079:) =] <3 :/ May 21, 2017

Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.

Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.

by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014

Bowling Alley Hot

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.

-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

by Franklin Turdz October 6, 2008