This is when you get turned on and undo your zipper, pull out your penis and begin to masturbate furiously. You then feel the urge to Sneeze and you reach into your pocket and get out your handkerchief, but you also realise you are also about to blow your load...... Do you put the handkerchief over your mouth to muffle your sneeze, or do you put it over your penis to catch your load of cum - thus preventing your clothes from getting 'stained'?

I was having a good wank before I went to work, then my nose began to twitch & I was about to sneeze and also cum. It was a real 'Hank ahh choo' moment

Hank ahh choo by Mr B Lowjob May 29, 2008

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Goofy Ahh

Something thats silly or funky. A slang way of saying "goofy a**".
Most commonly used in teens nowadays.

Middle school boy #1: "Look at my new shoes. Sweet innit?"

Middle school boy #2: "Bro got them goofy ahh kicks"

Middle school boy #3: "Fr dawg, he got them sketchers ballerina wheelies."

Goofy Ahh by Iloveportland March 26, 2023

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Goofy Ahh Uncle Production

Something that your uncle and his wife "accidentally Produced", which in later years, unavoidably becomes mentally retarded or any other special condition on the Special Needs Spectrum. For example, your youngest cousin is playing football in your backyard and attains a concussion after you Randy Orton his ass. He's now laying in a hospital trying to remember how to eat again and it's all your fault.

little Timmy (age 7) "Hey, look at that perfectly unlicked window over there...can we go li-" You "shut the fuck up you goofy ahh uncle production, nobody fucking likes you"

Goofy Ahh Uncle Production by B1gD4ddyLXNCHB0X August 16, 2022

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goofy ahh mf

someone who is a very goofy ahh mf

goofy ahh mf: i like broccoli on pizza
someone else: you a goofy ahh mf bro

goofy ahh mf by funny guy haha real February 10, 2023

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