Thor Hallvard

A tall mafakka.

To be Thor Hallvard. To be a tall mafakka.

by Dat boio November 9, 2017

Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Thor

My bf

I love thor

by Noika May 6, 2019

Thor

The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin

Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor

by tHOR fAG April 29, 2019

Thor

A nice guy that has powers almost beyond human understanding, he always has lots of waman that like to ride on his mega schlong, he is shapen like a bodybuilder and on his weakest he will be able to lift three tons, if youre blessed by the fact that he knows u be exstremly happy, although his name is close to thot he only make the best of hoes.

Man i wish i was more like Thor hes the greatest

by Kroeken1 April 26, 2021

Thor

A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money

Let's play get help thor

by Kiste511 November 22, 2021

thor solos

thor solos your favourite verse

someone: Who wins in a fight? The dc universe or thor?

some mf named doctor idk: thor solos

by Doctor idc July 15, 2021