thor

he is the most kind, loving person you will ever meet. he is always there for you no matter what. keep him around your life while you can! never take him for granted. he is sweet and such a soft boy but he is very jealous. what’s his is his and no one else’s. he will love and care for you even if you don’t do the same back. he handles problems very well and he loves it when you ask him how his day is. he loves small talk. never call him gay because he will get mad. he wants to show you off so let him meet your parents. (and if you might be worried, don’t be he, he’s got this) always hype him up and call him all the time. he loves it when you play with his hair, he thinks it’s cute. never be too friendly with other guys cause he will get mad and you will lose him. give him nicknames because he LOVESSS it! i recommend sweet boy, my boy, babe, bubs, daddy if you want something👀 always remember any anniversary that you have! always remeber his birthday. with that said i hope you keep YOUR thor around💞
girl: omg isn’t thor dating angie!

other girl: yeah, dang it i wish i could have got to him first.
by angie.r647 November 20, 2020
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Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock
by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025
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Thor

adj./adv.

1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every person in a mile diameter 3. to be incredibly smart and be above Einsteins level of smartness 3. Be a god in human form 5. To have people begging you to be their god and all ruling leader

noun

1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who destroys in all that he/she does

verb

1. to thor someone so badly the thored person begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so thorly."

"Man: That man is thorly enough to make me gay even though I am super straight and he is awesome and super handsome. Multiple Women: We agree."

"That thor aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant almost dunked that ball thorly but even he was not good or worthy enough.
noun

"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Sigthor."

"Man! Incredibly smart thor here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

verb

"Loser: Dude...I am not ashamed there was no way I would win. You thored me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: No you do not deserve to take it in the face from me."
"Jesus thored those Romans."
"He walked into the room so thorly that everyone swarmed him trying to get a piece of his sexy and lovely body."
by Harambe4prez December 01, 2016
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Thor

A guy who has a very large penis. When he wraps his hand around your neck, pleasure fills you. Cum drips from your throbbing pussy as he fingers you. He can get rough, and it makes you so horny.
'Fuck me so hard Thor'
'Get that big cock inside me Thor'
by ANONYMOUẞ January 20, 2020
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daughter of thor

Scars of lightning and thunder, therefore the daughter of Thor.( girl with stretch marks)
I am Thor’s daughter! Why? Bc of my stretch marks daughter of Thor
by Thor’sbbygirl April 23, 2018
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mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"
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Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
by THE Thor May 25, 2011
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