The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
by mtheadman November 12, 2009
Get the Glutton Buttonmug. When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
Get the Benjamin Buttoningmug. by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007
Get the slut buttonmug. by girl80005 January 1, 2015
Get the bruh buttonmug. by Grendler June 17, 2007
Get the loud buttonmug. The pulling of fabric around a closed button which is apparent when an individual is wearing an article of clothing that might be a little too tight.
Girl 1: Did you check out Sheila's shirt today?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! The button struggle is undeniable!
Girl 2: Hell yeah! The button struggle is undeniable!
by comebakqueen February 21, 2014
Get the Button Strugglemug. Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.
by envirochef February 10, 2010
Get the snooze-buttoningmug.