Skip to main content

34-96

You're an interesting species.

An interesting mix.

You're capable of such beautiful dreams,
& such horrible nightmares.
You feel so lost, so alone...

Only you're not.
See, in all our searching,

the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable,

Is each other.
-Carl Sagan ✝ 34-96
by VoixDelaRaison December 31, 2024
mugGet the 34-96mug.

Rule 34

If it exists, there's porn of it/ explicit content of fictional characters or something what, do i look like a dictionary to you?
i just ejaculated to helluva boss furry fart rule 34 on the 29th of december in 2020
by 20thofjanuary2020 October 25, 2023
mugGet the Rule 34mug.

34 felonies

So you consider that something that the opposition party is DOING TO Donald Trump...
Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
mugGet the 34 feloniesmug.

rule 34

when you horny and want to jack off to literally anything, even inflation
by I watched porn since 3rd grade October 14, 2022
mugGet the rule 34mug.

rule 34

guy 1: hey whats rule 34?
guy 2: we don't talk about that.
by anonymous July 15, 2023
mugGet the rule 34mug.

May 34

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.
moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.
by Mom's Daughters October 30, 2020
mugGet the May 34mug.

Rule 34

Rule 34 is the 34th rule of the internet. It says "If it exists, there is porn of it." Rule34.xxx is the largest collection of porn on Earth, and its slogan is Rule 34. Some keywords actually do not have art, such as THICC_KOMALA_(Pokemon).
"Hey man, I looked at Rule 34 last night."
"You're only 13."
"So?"
"FBI OPEN UP YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR JERKING OFF TO LOPUNNY"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT"
"WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
"NOOOOO"
mugGet the Rule 34mug.

Share this definition