by Heather February 26, 2004

Matt: Hey Robert, your a borderline retard!
Robert: Hey man, how about you shut the fuck up before I hog tie your ass!
Robert: Hey man, how about you shut the fuck up before I hog tie your ass!
by Hog hunter January 14, 2008

I was going to do some work at home tonight, but I left my Geek Tie at the office. I should have noticed, since I look and feel naked without a tie on.
by Sean "Nukem" Pruitt May 31, 2007

A relation between two beautiful people.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 13, 2018

Hanging one's member outside the zipper of one's pants in a comical fashion for the amusement of onlookers.
"I was so drunk at the bar last night I pulled out my zipper tie for some laughs!"
"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"
"Jonny got kicked out of the bar for pulling out the zipper tie for some laughs...he was pretty drunk"
by Jarvis Mayes November 23, 2009

a necktie so badly tied that it hangs down to your sack and is scotch- taped in the back.
See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One
See...every photo of Trump taken with a tie on, i.e. every photo of Trump, but especially ones of him getting out of or on Air Force One
by AluminumAzalea March 9, 2017

Where you tie a goof looking pair of shoelaces around your neck to look like a tie, and deny it was a shoelaces at all whatsoever.
by thesubordinate June 12, 2011
