Slushy Noobz is a youtube channel with bffs Martin and Hamzah! u become infected with the Slushy Noobz Virus when you like, comment down bellow, subscribe, and hit the bell to get notified every damn time! if u have the virus, you must quarantine and consume as much of their content in order to survive. spread the slushy noobz virus by sharing with three friends, or two.
"i've been infected with the slushy noobz virus. i cant stop watching their vids and sharing with my friends! i even ordered merch. i am a true slushy"
by slushynoobz June 27, 2024

by Zdawg_Starlord December 31, 2018

Someone who has a low I.Q. Isn’t going anywhere in life, usually hangs out in front of 7/11 drinking slushies and eating chips and beef jerky
by Mrs.LisaMac May 4, 2023

by Watch out for wendigos March 11, 2017

by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025

You: Can I get a slushie with alcohol in it?
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!
Waitress: you mean a margarita?
You: Naa a man slushie!
by Luckydeville May 24, 2016

by RyanKillometers June 11, 2018
