One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.
"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008
by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008
Get the gear-happymug. by Steve Hughes November 24, 2007
Get the gear diarymug. Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)
McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
by Maso-man June 27, 2016
Get the metal gearmug. the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
Get the gear chairmug. When you have a large sum of gold, particularly in D & D, but are still scared of losing gear.
Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.
Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.
I have 65k gold, but won't play ranked "high-roller" mode. Would rather kill noobs in normal mode, so my gear will stay safe! Don't you know I have a severe case of gear fear...
by Ilove11 October 8, 2023
Get the Gear Fearmug. A: So did you go with that hot chick I saw you with the other night?
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.
She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.
B: She gave me some pretty good gear, I must say.
A: Nice.
She was giving gear to two guys at once, the slut.
by PurpleJazz January 4, 2008
Get the giving gearmug. by Rsexy-D April 20, 2017
Get the cutting gearmug.